The Hills Recap | ImBringingBloggingBack

Ah yes, another episode of The Hills. I'm starting this one off with a question. Has Lisa Loveless ever been seen walking or even standing for that matter? It seems as though I only see her sitting in her office. Perhaps she doesn't have legs? It's a toss up. As I being to lose even more braincells here are my thoughts, questions, and mindless statements I have to make about this weeks episode of The Hills.

• How come Lauren and Whitney dress like they're on their way to the beach when they're at work?
  
  
• Lisa Loveless insults Lauren right off the bat when she is talking about how the girls will be working with this famous fashion photographer for the day. Lisa goes, " you can both learn a lot from her...if you pay attention. " And then Lisa Loveless and Whitney both look at Lauren. Brilliant. I don't even care if they edited that look into the scene. I can only hope that someone out there is recapping all of Lisa's scripted insults...yes, scripted.
  
  
• Whitney suffers from what I call "Question Mark Disease" or "QMD." QMD disease forces every sentence you say to sound like it ends in a question, even when it isn't and makes your voice go up high at the end of it. QMD can kill.
  

• Lauren is doing her "homework" which consists of her drawing a dress. It looks like what a 2nd grader would draw. It basically looked like an up-side-down triangle. Study harder Lauren.
  
  
• Heidi and Steve Sanders vacationing in Santa Barbara officially makes me want to never go to Santa Barbara. Ever. Thanks Heidi.
  
  

• Whitney's little sister, Jade , booked a photo shoot. She is literally a mini Whitney. I immediately feel bad for their parents.
  
  
• Audrina and Lauren go on a double-date. Lauren's "date" asks her where she's from. She says Laguna Beach and he looks like he doesn't know that. Does he have a TV? This kid won't last past this episode. Great casting. I refuse to give him a name...not even a cool nickname like "Steve Sanders" has. I think it would be hard for me to date Lauren because I would only ask her to explain things that took place from either Laguna Beach or The Hills. To make things worse if she was telling stories I would think that I was there too. Like I would think, "hey wait wasn't I in Cabo with you and Steven?" But I digress.
  
  
• Random question. What has happened to Lauren's voice? It's all raspy. I like it. Moving on.
  
  
• Whitney is getting fed up with being an intern for 5-years (college is only 4-years...nice work Whitney). I give it 2 more episodes before Whitney shoots up the Teen Vogue offices. Do you think MTV with show that?
  
  
• Is Lauren a midget? Every time they show her driving the car her head, literally, isn't higher than the steering wheel. That's danger.
  
  
• Heidi blows off plans with Lauren to go to the movies with Steve Sanders. The cameras are in the movies with them. Isn't that illegal? I always thought they said you can't film anything in a movie theater? Why does The Hills break to many laws?
  
  

The IBBB "The Hills Question of the Week" is: "If Whitney fell down in the forest and no one was there to hear her, does she make a sound?"